I told the gym I wanted to lift something heavy. They handed me the membership contract.
Work
8 jokes in this category.
Monday called. I let it go to voicemail. Tuesday left a note.
The meeting could have been an email. The email could have been silence.
My chair squeaks only when the boss walks past. Loyal furniture.
I finished the report early. The printer waited until 16:59 to jam.
“Quick sync” lasted forty minutes. Nobody synced.